Xivrek's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TmsT's "Up Skit Creek"]

JESUS TAPDANCIN' CHRIST!!!!

You are the Flash artisit sent from Allah. You're soul is pure and your odor is sweet. Praise be to you and all that Too Much Spare Time stands for.

[Broken Saints Chapter 1]

I'll be honest

Not my cup o' tea. It just drones on and on with no end or explanation in sight. It's not even animated. It's a web comic, but without any kind of sound FX or voice acting, which doubles the boredom. Though the music is very nice and fits the mood. I can recogonize that this is a very well done peice, to those who can appreciate it, but in my opinion, it was just too slow and boring for me.

[Burnt Face Man's Trailer]

This seems really weird after watching SaladFinger

That style of drawing is jsut synonomous with Salad Fingers and to see it used in a cartoon that ISN'T morally disturbing to me is a really strange sensation. God. How can you do such twisted shit like Milkman and do normal humor like BFM?

Jesus, I need to watch some Spoilsberry Toast Boy...

[Menya zovut Shnur]

Jesus...

Them Ruskies sure are intense MoFos...

[Dad's Home]

Just fucking GREAT!

This was just damned hilarous and I could watch it over and over agian. The total randomness works great with the music and the animation is perfect, given the simple, but finny style.
And it seems like everyone has a different "favorite" part.
Mine, personally is when he attacks the fly with the blunt side of the sword. Great stuff, hope to see more soon!

BTW, that FZero song is perhaps the greatest video game song to "rock out" to. HELL YEAH!

[Half Life:2 - Ragdolls]

BWA HA HA!!!

Gotta admit, that gurad humping scene was just friggin' hilarious, but the rest of the movie after that part was a little boring. Yeah, I know it's jsut a little paradoy crap thing, but still.

Damn, this makes me wanna get HL2!

[Alive]

Refreshing

With all the crap and so caleed "humor" on NG, this is so refreshing and eye-opening. I've only recently become aware of Adam FUlton's story, and I'll admit it, I nearly cried just reading his suicide notes, even though I never met him. I'm speechless at the beauty of this, amazing job.

Rest in Peace, LiveCorpse

[Merry Melony ep.1]

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Holy. Fudgin'. CHRIST CAKES.

This is the highest quality piece I've ever seen on this site. In fact, it's better than most of the stuff on TV or in movies.

Screw Flash. Get your own damn animation company NOW.
RIGHT NOW.