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Oh, the memories...

This is the movie that got me into the whole flash scene. I saw it on Albinoblacksheep how ever many years ago, and I totally got into flash. This is so hilarious, but the original will always hold a special place in my heart.

The funniest part of this whole shebang, however, is that people accuse you of copying "End of the World" and doing a very shit job of it. Yet YOU made End of the World. Kind of like how Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. Bunch o' dumbasses.

:(

That was pretty awesome. I really liked the range an quality of all the voicework you did.
The quick-cuts and repetitous parts really worked well; "Like, go the lake!" *DOO DOO DOO DOOOO* "Like, go to the canyon!" *DOO DOO DOO DOOOO*

And it's good that you actually went through the whole game, it shows that you at least had SOME sense of direction and enough ethic to finish the sucker.

Do mo' fo so', my.... <your ethnic slur of choice here>

pastabilities responds:

yeah, how come most video game spoofs that go through the whole game usually... don't?

What?

How can someone with such obvious Flash talent produce such a horrible, horrible attempt at humor. I laugh at everything. I like stupid fun. But I didn't even crack a smile here.

Don't try to excuse your horribly unfunny bit by saying "LOL its just RETARDDEDD humor lollol!"

No, it's just a waste of your time to make and everyone's time to watch.

You obviously know Flash and the graphics are not bad at all. But for fuck's sake, get a writer or something.

Don't judge a flash by it's concept

Yeah, I can tell you were aprehensive about the reaction to a recorded music video after the whole Numa debacle, but I hearby dub this the only good one.
This was just so much funnier than it should have been.
And the *ANTHONYMON* sequence was just kick ass.

Hells yeah, I can relate.

Helluva point, working in retail sucks ass during the holidays. And yes, the biggest problem is the EXTREME shortness of this short. In fact, by skipping out on the actual in-store scenes, you miss the biggest part that makes our jobs suck: the customers. You did touch on that, but it would have been so much more effective to show it.
But, yeah, I understand you're time restraints and such. Well, anyhoo, great job, it was all very fluid, funny and nice to look at.

Oh lordy...

In all honesty, the blind ostrich playing ragtime whilst balancing on a broomstick is the single funniest moment of all NewGrounds. I need to get a GIF of that thing. I can also tell you got some mighty fine musical talent. Kudos, sir, and I hope to see a continuation of the series!

... I just realized you made the Llama song and the Max Payne(s). I loves you.

I HATE HATE HATE HATE "Cigaro"

But.... Your movie had several saving graces. Animation was top notch. The expressions and scenarios you made for the stupid lyrics like "MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS" were funny. But the thing that made it so completely awesome was the re-made flash version of the "ualuealuealuealuelauealuealuealuealuealuealuealue" Batman from YTMND. Pure awesomeness.

Jesus...

That really is my reaction. I've been a long time fan since Salad Fingers. So I knew what to expect on this. All I can say is that you seem to be concetrating more on the flat-out disturbing as fuck aspect of your work tahn the weird-out humor that went along with it on your more recent work. (But, yeah, that singing bear head was pretty funny).

Hell, I'll stop rambling and just say that I love your shit and it scares the unholy Bejeezez out of me.

I've never seen any of your flash before...

But this just convinced me to go back and watch all of 'em.

The Cry_Wolf spoof was fucking hilarious, and I love this line:
"a BULLET! GET IT?!"

And you can't fucking beat Carmen Sandiego.

Ryan-Smith responds:

Oh yeah if you liked this one then you gotta see the other parts of the PTFA Guy Short Series. You might want to see the original Plans to Fuck Alexis but those have a little different humor, but they are still absolutely hilarious, well to me at least when I go back and watch them.

Holy Mother of God

This is the darkest, most insanely horrifying and stylistic thing I have ever seen.

Fucking amazing (but fucking disturbing).

fuckin love funyuns, man

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